Ok, to gain admittance to this party, and in keeping with Zippy's job search, here's my joke.

Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."

Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

I love this Cyber Alcoholism, you can drink at work this way. I'll have another one of those strawberry margaritas if you don't mind Richard, make it a good strong one since the day is not going a well as I had hoped - so far anyway. Give me a couple margaritas and things will start looking up I'm sure.