MM,
hold the salsa!!
(it's not like those fine wines, stomped by little old ladies in the north of Italy!!)
Slick and Catland and MM,
Another grasshopper!!
Done!!!
oh oh,
before i forget.........a joke.....
Two dyslexics walk into a bra.......![]()
MM,
hold the salsa!!
(it's not like those fine wines, stomped by little old ladies in the north of Italy!!)
Slick and Catland and MM,
Another grasshopper!!
Done!!!
oh oh,
before i forget.........a joke.....
Two dyslexics walk into a bra.......![]()
The secret of life is nothing at all
-faith hill
Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
Together we stand
Divided we fall.
I laugh, therefore? I am.
No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.
Great, I just spit my grasshopper all over the keyboard.Originally posted by RICHARD
Two dyslexics walk into a bra.......![]()
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Back for about an hour Catland, then going home. All meetings over with for today. They always schedule these things on a Thursday. **sigh** Work always interferes with my social / cyber life.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
--unknown
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
--Polar Express
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.
So close! I had a regular dinner salad on the side, but otherwise you got it right! The sangria was the perfect addition!
Originally posted by RICHARD
A round for the House!!!!
Congrats Wolflady!
only 500 more to get the toaster!!![]()
Babo,
Sangria for you......
Green Chile Stew......warm tortillas and Ceasar salad on the side, maybe???
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
-babolaypo
Only that which is the other gives us fully unto ourselves.
-Sri Yogananda
It's important to have an end to journey toward but it's the journey that matters in the end.
-Ursula Leguin
How'd the job interview go ZIP???
-babolaypo
Only that which is the other gives us fully unto ourselves.
-Sri Yogananda
It's important to have an end to journey toward but it's the journey that matters in the end.
-Ursula Leguin
Well, it wasn't an interview per say...
I heard about this position last week via a family friend and applied online (as directed/requested), this application was sent to the HQ (I don't understand why they didn't just go to the local office, but...?). Well, Dad talked to our friend again this morning. He informed Dad that the employer was still looking for someone and he had dropped my name.
Fast forward to this afternoon, I walked into the office and spoke to the employer's wife. I told her I that a family friend informed me of an opening--she cut me off and said, "You must be Tonya!" (Hopefully that's a good thing!)
Long story short, he hadn't received anything (in terms of applications/resumes) from the HQ offices. He said he'd called up there earlier and found out that the person who was in charge of sending the apps to the corresponding agencies, quit the same Friday I sent mine in. Thus, they're trying to get their junk in order and she'd ship it over in a day or two. Soooo.... I dropped my resume off and he's suppose to call me back.
Thanks for the well wishes, all!Can I have a grasshopper now?
You make a mother proud, Richard!Originally posted by RICHARD
What am I wearing under the poncho???
CLEAN UNDERWEAR!!!
And what's this? I've been so busy with school work, I turn my back for a few minutes and you're all getting sloshed over here! On PT no less!!!![]()
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BTW Richard, the grasshopper sounds yummy, but a bit sweet for me, make mine a strawberry margarita with Cuervo and salt on the glass.![]()
How could I have missed this!?!?!?
Mexican hat dance? Why sure!![]()
Tubby
Spring 1986 - Dec. 11, 2004
RIP Big Boy
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Peanut
Fall 1988 - Jan. 24, 2007
RIP Snotty Girl
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Robin
Fall 1997 - Oct. 6, 2012
RIP Sweet Monkeyhead Girl
wait until i start pulling lotto numbers out of my skull!!Originally posted by babolaypo65
So close! I had a regular dinner salad on the side, but otherwise you got it right!
Slick,
one for you!
DONE!
Zip..
One good luck and a grasshopper!
Story.
When they hired a new supervisor. He walked in and within 5 minutes knew my name, "You must be....."
I hated him...
He was the best supervisot I ever had.
Done!
T&P,
Straw Margi for you!
One of the nice things about Cyber Alcoholism is you NEVER have to take time off of work to go see Betty Ford!![]()
The only thing you HAVE to do is tell us a joke once in a while..that's the price around here!
The secret of life is nothing at all
-faith hill
Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
Together we stand
Divided we fall.
I laugh, therefore? I am.
No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.
Ok, to gain admittance to this party, and in keeping with Zippy's job search, here's my joke.
Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."
Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
I love this Cyber Alcoholism, you can drink at work this way.I'll have another one of those strawberry margaritas if you don't mind Richard, make it a good strong one since the day is not going a well as I had hoped - so far anyway. Give me a couple margaritas and things will start looking up I'm sure.
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Tubby
Spring 1986 - Dec. 11, 2004
RIP Big Boy
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Peanut
Fall 1988 - Jan. 24, 2007
RIP Snotty Girl
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Robin
Fall 1997 - Oct. 6, 2012
RIP Sweet Monkeyhead Girl
Hey Rich,
Can you make a cilantro margarita? Piper says he needs one (he has a trip to the white coats in just a bit).
Debbie!
How about a cilantro bloody mary?
good luck at the white coats!
-babolaypo
Only that which is the other gives us fully unto ourselves.
-Sri Yogananda
It's important to have an end to journey toward but it's the journey that matters in the end.
-Ursula Leguin
T&P
LOL,
I have been responsible like that!
Straw Margi!
Zip,
good luck, Piper!
Cilantro Margarita...
Babo,
I love my bloody marys!
One for you and one for me!
DONE!
The secret of life is nothing at all
-faith hill
Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
Together we stand
Divided we fall.
I laugh, therefore? I am.
No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.
Does this mean the bar is still open??? If so, a beer and pizza would go down great right now. Would love to have a hot dog, but don't want to get mustard on my clothes.![]()
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Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
--unknown
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
--Polar Express
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.
T&P - your first time to our little cyber-haven?
an old Dilbert cartoon that I once had posted in my office went something like this:
Dilbert: Yesterday I was invisible, today I am known to all!.
Dogbert: Screwed up, huh?
Dilbert: - Oh yea, big time.
Richard - how 'bout a Bloody Mary, hold the cilantro? Hey everyone, I finally got my new car - once you've all sobered up, I'll give you a ride. Its a Subaru Forester TURBO
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These are not the droids you were looking for
keep it up, smart ass!Originally posted by slick
Does this mean the bar is still open??? If so, a beer and pizza would go down great right now. Would love to have a hot dog, but don't want to get mustard on my clothes.![]()
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Beer and Pizza for you!
Done!
Notice that Catland gets a Mary and WE have to be sober to go for a ride....![]()
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DONE!
Congrats and what color?
The secret of life is nothing at all
-faith hill
Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
Together we stand
Divided we fall.
I laugh, therefore? I am.
No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.
Maybe after those little burros with extra hot salsa Catland doesn't want us to ruin the new car smell![]()
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