I gave dad a scare
I wasn't feeling myself-
did not want to play

Just wanted to sleep
I didn't want to be held
Please leave me alone!

My grandma noticed
that I wasn't feeling well-
had a tummy ache......

My dad had noticed
that my tummy was swollen
(he thinks I'm a pig)

So to feel better
I used my litter box then
went to the corner

I threw up something
that puzzled my dad alot-
not hair and not toys-

Please don't tell him
I ate some chicken grandma
had left on her plate

He thinks I have good
breeding and table manners.....
that's just our secret!