I've always hated trick or treating. Even when I was little, I'd go around the block and beg my mom to take me home. I'm just darn tootin' lazy. However, I love candy and I want to go trick or treating this year. So much for my diet. My mom thinks that no one is going to give a 16 year old candy.

I'd like to be dead. They have nice looking gashes at Value Village lol. but if not, I don't know what I'll be. Whatever gets me candy!