Wow............... this hag doesn't need to dress up for Halloween, she's already a WITCH!!! (lol)

Holy Crap she's a nut case!! I don't know anything else to tell you that has not already been said. The web cam sounds awsome!
As for having signs in your yard (beware of dog and no tress) I spoke to my insurance agent when my last dog (Toby) bite the Gas Man. I asked him how I could cover myself in the event someone came into my yard, not invited, and one of my dogs bite them. He said you have to have both signs in your yard.

(Listening to stories like this, makes me want to walk next door and hug my neighbors!!!!!!)