Smokey's experiment last night was....

If I walk up her back, sit down on mommy's neck, put my bum in her face and make "dough" on her back....how long before she gets up to feed me?

Let's just say....not very long. Then after he ate, he followed me upstairs to the bathroom, where I picked him up to find that he was all wet on his back end. It seems that he decided to sit in his sister's (Mystic's) food dish, and get her Whiskers Pate all over his back end. I then of course smelled like Pate Turkey and got a bath from Abner.