There once was a cat named Jim
Who couldn't help but pee on a whim
Mom said take these please
In Velveeta cheese
And Jenny was so proud of him.
Ok, Ok, I won't quit my day job. It's obvious I'm no poet. So glad the cheese is working.
I'm Canadian......eh?
There once was a cat named Jim
Who couldn't help but pee on a whim
Mom said take these please
In Velveeta cheese
And Jenny was so proud of him.
Ok, Ok, I won't quit my day job. It's obvious I'm no poet. So glad the cheese is working.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
--unknown
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
--Polar Express
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.
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