How long do I have to run my claws down the screen door before mommy will come outside so I can sneeze on her? Tucker and let me tell you...her sneezes STINK !!!

If I sit in the sink how long will it take daddy to figure out I want a back rub? Mystic

If daddy opens the bread bag, how long will it take for him to realize I did the 50 yard dash in 1.2 seconds and I'm sitting at the back door? Mystic

Will mommy wake up if I put my freshly stepped in the litter box paw over her nose? Abner

Will mommy get mad if I have a slug on my tail and it happens to fall off on the stairs and she steps on it? Abner

How fast will daddy get up from his chair if I run 6 laps around the house and then hang upside down from the door jam and then drag my claws down the trim? Tigger

How many pounds of cat can daddy's chest handle? Smokey 17 lbs.

How fast will mommy or daddy move if I bring a live animal in the house? Has not happened yet, but they keep trying.