It seems as if up there in heaven someone knew that there was a job as a pet available at your household

I think here are quite some people who have bunnies and cats. I won't give any advice but just say: Congratulations Bunny, I hope I can see you tomorrow at my office computer. You have come to a good place and should be glad you escaped that guy. (Ihad written before some different words about him but I remembered that this is a family site).