That's a boy Eduardo. Take it nice and eeeaaasssy. Just slip as close as you can - very quietly - and then pretend you were just taking a nap.

Edwina, now never you mind about comments about your bottom.

Annie walked in front of me today and I thought "gee, she really has a little can on her". She loves to eat.

Since her figure is similar to my own, I rather thought it was cute!

Eddie, winter is coming as someone mentioned, and she will welcome your advances when she is feeling a "chill" - just you wait and see.