Hey everybody, it's the lean, mean loving machine, Hannah! Yup, I done did it, I lost some poundage. Mom just weighed me on the bathroom scale, which might not be the bestest way to do it cause we gots to weigh the both of us. Let's just say I lost about 10% of my body weight and SHE didn't. Honey and Lilly, I think that you girls are holding back something. You got your girl, Helen, sneaking you a few extra treats, don't you? Come on fess up, you got a source, right? I had a source too...Dad, until Mom got on him about the morning toast and extra krunchies he would give us when he fixed us our meal.

Mom thought I was looking a little more svelte so she done hoisted me up. The real test though will be when she takes me into Dr. B's office and I can step on the doc's scale all by myself. Mom's gotta remember not to put my chain collar on for that trip. Sorry girls, I hate to carry on like this, but really I had some extra motivation seeing as I am trying to get that super handsome athlete, Graham, to be my boyfriend. He's out there with all the performing girls and you just know that their middles don't sway back and forth like mine did. (okay, okay, it still does a little). I've even given up my BONZ for a nighty cookie and now I just get a small Meaty Bone.

Nothing much has been going on here lately which is why I don't take paw to the computer. Tucker did upchuck all over the chair and carpet in mom's office and he had a short stint of *ACCIDENTS* a week ago. Even did a number right in front of Mom and Dad. Oh, did I laugh about that one. Mr Perfect messes up big time.

Oh, guess what, Mom found us another Lamby. Remember the little black lamb I had and then I tore its guts out and then it mysteriously disappeared? Well, she found us another one. Godzilla Gorilla keeps getting his stuffing removed and Tucker's Ducker don't quake anymore, but we still got kitty and the dolly. Tucker is such a baby. He likes to play with all the stuffies right before bedtime, but he won't chase the kong outside with me any more. I don't know why, but it doesn't bother me because it just means I get to get it all the time.

Well, I got to go, Mom says I can't spend all day on the computer. I hope we hear from Cinder or the Smoker. They usually gots some good tales to tell. And my sweet little girl Bella, although I have to say I have heard some rather upsetting news about her.....you won't believe this....She likes to take a bath! I know she really tries to be like me, but I just don't think she will ever measure up on the obstinate scale. Oh well, I tried to set an example and that is all I can do.

Oops, I almost forgot to welcome Princess Sara to our little group. You sound like an okay girl to me and your mom sounds just like mine, always got her nose in your business, right? Anyways, I saw your picture too and you are one fine looking girl who knows how to take charge. No fair taking the title Queen of the Couch though, that one is mine. Also Princess of Pillows, and Hannah the Magnificent, which you probably didn't want anyway, huh?

[ August 18, 2001: Message edited by: RachelJ ]