Hey Cinners, Smokey, Honey, Lilly, Daisy, Shai and all my pals! StarBuRSt here! Boy, Cinder and Smokey! You tuwz sure got a buzy life there atta Ranch! And hearin bout all yer trials and tribbylations sure keeps da laughin on this end goin. Sure glad the newfs were scooped up and shipped home safe and sound. Thought for a sec there dat the flyin copter was gonna be called inna search. But sad yuz guys couldn't see yer G-MOM Hope she and all da udder nice folks are doin Okeedokee. Bet she be reeeel pleazed ta see ya this weekend. As fer da trakter. Don't mention dat thingy to my mom. Before the yellow buzzer stuck her inna eye shade, earlier dat mornin her trakter was kaput-ie too! Think she left da jangly thingys ona ring inna car over night an it suked all da wind outta the charger. Kant believe yuz two got ta go to a regattie AND firebursters! WOW! I love to yap at them flying stars. But the Codster gets a bit skared and shakes an all. Bet ya hadda blaST!!!####***** And there yer Dad goes agin, doin more good doggie deeds! What an assembly line wid all da dawggies linin up nose to tail fer der hiney sticks. What a nice vet lady to come an give her time to all the dawggies helpin to keep em feelin well and all. Codster takes it wid a smile. Me. I fight em toof and paw. Mom's gotta hold my paw and sing all mushy things inna earbone. Actually, I figger it's a good way a makin mom feel bad fer me and give me a krunchie morsel when we get home!
Well, it was NO-gO onna OliverPitMAn buzzer cut. Chopper lady says she don't like lionizin before the kids over 1 year as his fur might grow in even funnier lookin an it already is But, he did get a baf an a kitty-cure (no polish) and he did kinda smell nice when mom let him loose inna house. The chopper lady said he did real good inna waterbowl and blow dryin an all, and made friends real nice wid a cute but skared little 12 week old wee one kitty inna cage next to him. But mom says she thinks he was mad at her cuz when he got home the poor little boy sat onna top a the stairs all night and didn't come down fer food, wah-wah, the pooper box or nuttin! Next day tho he was back to his ole triks. Forget to tell ya all. Before the Olivepit went to the salon, mom gave the RatsterMan Squeekers a tubbie too!! Wish I hadda paw on the picture box fer dat one! Seems the little man LOVED his tubbie. Mom puta wash rag inna bottom a da sink to keep his klaws from slippin case he temped an escape, sat him in, and started addin the warm water reeeeeeeel slow like. Well, the critter didn't move. But started purrrrin and coooooin and closin his eyes, like, well, he was likin it lots! Mom even made little pointy fur spikes wid da suds and me and Codster were crakin up big time. Took almost an hour tho fore the air blowin machine got the boy dry. Fer a little guy, he sure duz have a lotta fur! Now he's all smelly sweet just like the PitMan! Guess it won't be long fore me and the Codster gotta get inna line! Mom drags us inna outdoor water house. I go without a fuss.. Now Cody. She don't like all that soapy stuff and we kinda gotta stuff her in there. And thanks fer askin bout mom's eyeshade. She's all fine now. Doc gave her a stinger inna arm this time, and for long she was her ole self. Tho fer a while there she was lookin all red and puffy inna eye and face like when we akidentally give her a head butt Geeeez. What's the big deal, anyway! Me and Cody spend hours chasin and catchin them yellow copters. They go down reeeeeel eazy. So how was all yer doin's since our last woof? Did ya like the regatti and StarBUrSTers?? How was G-MOM? Did ya member ta give her a lick from me and the Cody Girl?? Can't wait ta hear the Monday mornin report.

Carina...Sorry ta hear bout yer krikity jernts. My sister Cody got the hip dysplayshuh wif bad arteritis inna one hip. Hope ya feel better. But still remember. Ya gotta work it fer all it's worth inna treats and hugs and kisses end a things.

Daisy and Shai. My Mom's still laffin at yer tail Daisy. Shar, she did the same thing ta my sister Cody da utter night. Woke up widda "Oh No" an big eyeballs. Seems she left Cody out an shut da eyeshades fore fetchin her in. It was a reeeel long time. Cody didn't mind tho. She loves the cool night air an was snuggled all tight inna ball next ta da barn. Mom still felt bad and Cody got lots a "extras" for dat move. Weather here's been perfecto; lots a yeller rays fer sunnin and sleepin and swimmin. Ain't summer great!

Honey, Lilly. What a sight you two guys must be bein hauled in onna rope by yer mom when yuz swim out too far! I don't get duck stinky on me when I swim. But on a beach, me and Cody do love to roll on all dead stuff like smelly sea gulls, crabs, and dead fishys. Mom says it worse than gettin sprayed by the bandit critter and sometimes we dont get ta sleep inna big bed fer dayS

Well all. Gettin late. Time to catch some zzzzzzzzzz's Hope ya all hadda good weekend. Can't wait ta hear yer tails! Sleep well and nite-nite all! Love, woof and tails wags to all our pals from Star and the Codster girl.

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