Originally posted by Miss Meow
YEAHHHHH, ZORBA THE GREEK - EXTENDED TOGA-MIX VERSION!!!

I think it's our party, and we'll wear any coloured bed sheet we please

Colored sheets are appropriate because-

spills blend in.
accidents don't show.
no need to get to bed to pass out-
you are already wrapped up in a sheet.
180 thread count!!!!
cotton blend!!!
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and you can use a matching pillow case as a
bustier!
head band!
sash!
bandeau!
shawl!
handbag (where would you put your keys, money make-up, smarty pants!)