Dad alluz wunderz why he takes us inna Pet Shops...

It'd been a prudy satisfyin visit - lotta busquits an krunchies onna floor (we help da Klerkz wiffa floor sweepin!)

We wuz checkin out; I wuz standin up doin *shakes* & *begs* fur treetz frumma Check-Out Gurl; Cinder kept pullin backwurdz an stickin her hed round da kornur uvva check-out kounter... Folks behind us wuz doin alotta *snikkerin*

Allua suddin ole Cinnerz lets loose wiffa HUGE BuRRRRRP!
Da krowd went wild!

Gurl behind cudint talk; her Guy finally managed ta spit it out...
"She's only had 4 or 5."

Seemz Miz Cinnerz had spotted a bin fulla Bisquitz at Dawggie Eye Levul -
and wuz Helpin Herself as fast as she culd Gobbil em Up!


Dad offur'd to pay fur em, but da Klerk sed it wuz their treet!
I gotta kupple extrees outta da kounter buckit fur da road.

Dad put on hiz Purdy RED Face
an we all left inna bit uvva Hurrie!

/s/ SmokeMutt