Gosh Angels, Dad hardly gets his finners onna pawboard ennie more. Much as we'd like ta take kredit for those neet daffynifitins you put the kliker up for, nope - nunbudy here dun it.

Hey Star*Buster* ~ So glad yer Head Klaw Mr B-Kat is back to feelin A-okeedokee agin. Thats a load offa all our minds knowin that he's not sicklee ennie more. An you don't have the ownlee Kat that likes ta play inna wadder. Our Kat, Boots, hasta play onna baffroom sink every mornin while Dad splashez wadder onna facebones. Dum Kat alluz sticks his tail inna wadder after he turns his headbone upside under ta get a drink fromma fawcet.

Hey Daisey ~ glad yer over the *gurk & yurks* cause that alluz makes fer tense times in our house. Durn Two-Leggers are never fast enuff openin the door when ya gotta blow yer lunch! But I do usually try ta step offa bed fore I let it fly.

Hannah and Shiloh ~ Hmmmm, not sure bout this gillity stuff. Shiloh make it sound like fun, but I jest know I'd have a problemo iffin ya have to lissen and oh-my-gosh *come* on command! Mebee the SmokeMan is up fer that stuff - he can have the atta-boyz an I'll jest watch.

But whut we have dun of late is earn a kupla NawTeeDawg points. Sundee Dad started aktin funee by feedin us brekfust a liddel erlee an takin a water baff inna Kat's klubhouse-kloset. Then he gots inta his fancee furs and started chekin over the jaloppee traktor so's I knowed he wuz goin ta Piksburgh ta see his Mom. Exit Cinder - off ta see the sites. I left the SmokeMutt behind ta make Dad think we wuz still inna yard. Durn Smoke blew it by goin inna garage ta help Dad wiffa traktor check and that made it obveeus I wusn't around. Half hour of skreemin later, I wandered back aktin like I wuz there all along. Dad wuz finishin with air inna rubber tubee things when I felt warmish frum all the runnin. Quik dash inna pond felt good. Thought mebee we kould go (we kant cause granMum lives inna no pets partment) iffin we got inna kar - so we loaded up cause Dad lefta door open. Dad wusent happie when he sitted inna seat and goted reel damp onna bum . He goted kinda krankee when he looked inna back seat and saw the soggy doggie startin ta shake her bod . Too late... muckie wadder all ober the winnows an Dad's facebones. After the kleenup it wuz purdy kleer we dog's wuzent goin for a kar ride. And I hadda stay inna basement wiffa Smoke cuz Dad wouldn't gimmie a baff fore he left. The good thing wuz nobudy pee'd eben though he wuz gone for almost 11 hours. We got biskutz we he come'd home.

We got a few more NTD pointz last nite or this mornin... Dad went a fire drillin last nite and got sleepee after he feded us and hizself when he got home. Went sleepee inna kliner chair. Woked up at dark-thirty this mornin wiffa sore back. Let us go for an *outie* then did his stuff inna baffroom while we ran laps round the house. We made a reel loud boom-bump an he looked for upside-down furniture or the bunkroom TV inna pile but couldn't see nuffin rong . Turned out the lites and klimbed inna bed. Only the bigbed wuzent there . Seems the boom-bump wuz the one end of bigbed fallin down after we bounced out half the sticks that hold the sprinybox up inna air tween the frame rails. He looked reel funnie wavin his handpaws round in cirkulz tryin not to fall over. Almost rolled over backards onna uther side of the bed. Hadda get the traktor jack widda four liddel wheels unner bigbed ta krank it up inna air to put the sticks back unner the springybox. Dint know Dad knowed that many NawTee Wurdz... We learned a few new wunz ever time wunna us jumped onna busted bed ta get a better look while Dad wuz crawlin round unner the bed. I think we'd been put inna basement iffin he had't been so pooped after jackin the bigbed back up ta level. Wunder how many points we got for that wun?

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/s/ Cinder & Smokey
the Rescued & Adopted
FurKids of *Phred*