Hi there all of you other nawtee dawgs! Bella here! I just hadda write and tell you all what happened the other night. My Mommy Human had to go out and left my Daddy Human babysittin' me. She gave him lotsa instructions about how to care for me and all and gave me a kiss and went out. Well, my Daddy Human put up the gate across the kitchen so I couldn't get inna living room (he still worries that I'll make a puddle or chew somethin') but I had the run of the kitchen and the family room. Well after a bit, Daddy Human starts noddin' off onna sofa. It was so boring with him sleeping so I started to look around to see if I could sorta amuse myself til Mommy Human got home. He was yawning when she was gettin' ready to leave, and I remembered she told him to put me in my crate if he was goin' to take a nap, but he said he didn't feel one comin' on. Guess it sorta crept up on him like my naps do to me. (I can be playing my heart out and then just sorta curl up and zonk out for a bit). Well, I'm gettin' off the subject here. I was just walkin' around the family room minding my own business and I spotted a clothespin on the top of a potato chip bag. I didn't know what it was so I had to put it in my mouth to sorta get the idea of it. Well, I pretty near ate half of it (I left the metal spring thing). My Mommy Human came home and went through the roof. She called the white coats # and then she had to call the emergency white coats because our regular white coat wasn't there. They said to watch my poops. I was so embarrassed when I heard that. Can you imagine? They said if I had trouble going potty I could have a blockage or somethin' and just to keep an eye on me and probably everything would "come out" all right. As it turned out, I am just fine. It was so humiliatin' though for the next day or so having Mommy and Daddy Human watchin' my poops! They even took a flashlight out inna yard at night so they could watch them in the dark. I'm never eatin' another clothespin again. The whole thing makes me blush just rememberin' it! I don't think Daddy Human is gonna ever take a nap when he is babysittin' again either!