Phew, wow, geeeeeez, Star**BuRsT***here writin for Cody, KlawKat, Olive#Pitster and the SqueekerCatToy. Boy, I was having doggie-mares with lotsa leg and gum twitchin, the sweats and was 'bout to keel over, faint, pass out and JUST DIE from Cinder and Smoke withdrawlDon't mean to ply the pressure to yuz, but kinda got hooked on the adventures of all the inmates there at Phred's ranch for all livin things lost and homeless needin a home to take over and turn upside down and give Dad a headrupture. Just glad to hook up wit yuz again. Sounds like things really hoppin out at the ranch. SmokeSkool, FlameSkool, trakter smokin and flamin~~~~ no wunder yuz guys ain't had much time fer writtin and such. Glad ta hear that the kid's doin good in Skool. But come on, Cind. A one hour quiet time inna portable jail wif outta yelp, bark or whine? Not my style, fer sure!
I'd get the BOOT! faster than I can steal a meal! Wouldn't it be greeeeat if yuz all gots to be special bassadors a good will for hoomins needin a little lovin and snugglin? Bet both you guys be reeeel good at gility too. Save yer pennies. Reminds me...have you all put in yer request to Dad for an allowance raise? Don't forget...never take the pressure of them hoomins. If yuz let em slide just a bit, next thing ya know, they think they're in charge! And from one 4-legger ta another 4 legger, yuz knows what dat means. Not much news here. Maybe I already told ya, but me and the Codster are calender girls! WEll, sorta. Mom put our pics on the general doggie board. Would love to know what you guys think a me an my sister. The Olive**PItttt is making my life a living hell! Not but a week or two inna house and he thinks he rules. Every few hours we all gotta suffer thru the KrAzYKaT hour, wif the nutcase chasin nuttin but air, boxing the wall, slidin on his butt cross the room, stickin his head inna sink, chasin his tail and his favorite pastime, pickin winged critters off da wall and swallowin em while they're still buzzzin! One a these days the Codster's gonna give the Pit Boy a whack if he doesn't stop chewin her tail an "nailin" her in da snout. Even the Squeek man gotta lotta unrequested "closet time" as the pimento pit's always sneakin in his room an stickin his KLAW inna cage lookin fer a little tasty snack. Poor Squeeks; he loves the kat kid, specially his purrrrin and only wants to friends. Mom says there's not enough room, or room(s) in this house to kommodate everyone's needs. Whadda ya think that means, Cind!? Oh, this mornin I gave Olive*Pit* the good chase right inna the dryerdrummy thing and mom almost put him onna permanent press cycle.
Honey-Glad ta hear from you girl. Do't sweat it. Just have fun at gililty. No pressue. I NEVER let anything pressure me. Just make the world your own, and be in charge of your world. That's my motto. Just look at that xpression on my face in my pic. FEARLESS! (Some call it arrogant) "Hey, you talkin to ME, BIG BOY??" Yep, that's my thinkin. Never let em know what YER thinkin. Hold yer head up high and ifin any them other doggies give ya a hard time, just flip em the paw! You are ONE GORGEOUS GIRL an nuthin should keep you from struttin yer stuff. Anyway, yer just there to have some fun. I only go thru the tunnel if I wants to. Hey, it's my dime (or at least my mom's) and if I don't wanna go, tough nuts! Hope ya keep it up Honey and just have some fun time wif da other doggies.
I hope everyone will wish my brother KatKlaw, a.k.a. Mr. B, good luck at the white coat's tomorrow a.m. He's got the asthma kinda bad and mom's takin the senior fella fer a check up and ex-ray thingy cuz he's hadda lota coughin and wheezin past couple a daze. I do love my "B Man" He's a reeeel cool dude and gives good lovin and lickin to all us critters here.
Well, time for a snack an a nap to re-fuel. Sure nice talkin to you all and hope to hear more from all my pals here on Pet Talk. Bye for now! Love Star, Cody & Co.
[This message has been edited by tatsxxx11 (edited March 22, 2001).]
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