Cinder, Smokey....Hey, you guys there? And Hi! to all you NAWTEEDAWGS! Star the "internet" "star" here! Sure do miss hearin from the dynamic duo! Hope yuz guys are okeeeedokeeeee! Well, I already told ya bout the new klaw kid "Olive-pit!" This 4 legger is a real hoot providin endless hours a antics an belly rolls fer me and the family. Seems the rug rat has a reeeeel love a all thinigs wet. Every mornin the kid sits out sida the water closet widdah spout in the wall. Mom left the door open and the nut-cracker jumps in! After jumpin out and shakkkkin off, he does it again! Well this time mom tosses the wet mop out and shuts the door. As mom tells it, all was progressin as usual when the hoomins take a scrubin, until...she thinks she hears the newcomer mewoin...LOUD! Off goes the water hose and as mom steps out, what does she see???? The Olive-pit sittin insida the flusher bowl, widdah head poppin over the rim! ! Seems the little fella dipped in for a drink and "fell in an couldn't get out!" I think we gotta "water saver" type flusher bowl wit only a small bit a water in the bottom fer flushin. The little runt hadda reach in just a bit too fer to getta drink and OOOOPS! It was a "dunk" job! Wish I coulda been der to see dat one! And they say I'm always gettin "inta" things! Well, no harm was done, cept the kid hadda get a reeeel tubby wash ana blow dry widdah hot air machine. Geeeeez, I think mom needs some hints on stylin kitty coats cuz the runt sure looked like he put his paw inna ***SoCKeT*** when she was done! Still, he won't give up tryin ta get inta the sink, water closet, bowl, you name it. Even dunks his head inna drinkin bowl! Maybe he was a fishy in his udder life! Well, that's my update on all things new and furry here. By the way Cind, did ya see me? Did ya see me? Mom finally unscrambled her brain ~wav~~~es~ and learned how ta paste pictures a me and the Cody-girl ona Pet Forum! If ya getta chance, check me out! Mom's forum friends were reeeeel nice and said such kind things bout me and Codster. Like ta take a moment to thanks em all from the bottom a my heart. After all da LIES my mom told bout me, thought the komments might not be so kind....phew! Sorry I'm not givin ya my best side inna picture, "butt", hey, that's my mom's fault! So now, I've shown you mine. NOw you all gotta show me yours! Hope yer all behavin and havin fun there at the Phred Ranch for destitute and needy furkids in needa a lovin home! Heard the Kid's doin real good in skool. Just knew ya had it in ya Smokey! Well, here's to spring acomin. Fore long my mom says she's gonna open our swimmin hole. I like ta call it "Sparky (that's my knickname) Pond" as its my own personal water park. Hope to hear from ya soon. Gotta go...I hear water splashin.......? La ya all, Star...Woof!

[This message has been edited by tatsxxx11 (edited March 18, 2001).]

[This message has been edited by tatsxxx11 (edited March 18, 2001).]