Originally posted by Frostfrog
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear,
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair...

WAIT! WAIT! WAIT!

Fuzzy's not a bear! He's a cat!

And, boy, does he have hair!

Another myth of childhood, shot to hell.
And happily so, for it is never good to awake to find a bear in your room with his nose in your face.

Even if that bear is bare.
It is no fun at all. It is much better that it be the nose of a cat, a Fuzzy Wuzzy cat.
Or, almost in German:

Futzi Wutzi war ein baer
Futzi Wutzi hat kein haar
Futzi Wutzi war nicht futzi, nicht wahr?