We tink it wuz da half 'n half ideer that *got* him.

We fink he wuz tinkin half onna bottum an half onna top -
so's ya gotz summa da Chawklut an summa da
Creamie Green Cheezee Stuff inna same byte .

<Dawgz *shake* hedz>...

THAT mitta been a lil tuff fur eben us...

You jest go ahed an ordur up whatcha wunt -
purdy sure Dad's goin fur Dawg Kake or da Kookiez.