Ok here I am. I've brought my special beach towel with surfboards on it; it's been tucked away in a cupboard so the cats can't claim it (hint, hint Richard).

I'll take a mod BBB and that will make me feel fab and groovy!

And speaking of strippers, me and 15 of my closest friends and family went to see some male strippers for my 50th last August. Even my 78 yr old Mom enjoyed it and she wants to go back for her 80th next June. Way to go Mom!!

Hey Cabana boy, can you pass me some of that suntan oil please?

Logan: don't worry about the mosquitoes. I've passed that link on to a few choice people here to play. Every mosquito has the face of a ex!!