I have a few blonde jokes here are some of them. No Offense to the blondes!!
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that...
She called me to get my phone number, She spent 20 min. looking at the orange juice box because it said "Concentrate",
She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind,
She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order,
She sent me a fax with a stamp on it, She tried to drown a fish,
She thought a quarterback was a refund, She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death,
She triped over a cordless phone, She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept,
She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store,
She studied for a blood test, She thought MeowMix was a mixed CD for Cats,
When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "air port left" she turned around and went home,
I hope you all liked my jokes!!