Originally posted by RICHARD
EEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
At least you'll have good eyesight...
Is that EEEEWWWW to the carrot stick or the oozing cheese? BTW with all the carrot sticks I eat I still have to wear biofocals. Life just isn't fair sometimes.
Another beer please and none of that cheap watery lite stuff. Make it one of those strong 7% ones like Wildcat. Like my Mom says, "if you gonna have a drink, have a drink!" Yeah Mom!
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
--unknown
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
--Polar Express
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.
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