Originally posted by ChrisH

Act like a convicted criminal. When the humans come home, put your ears back, tail between your legs, chin down and act as if you have done something really bad. Then, watch as the humans frantically search the house for the damage they think you have caused. (Note: This only works when you have done absolutely nothing wrong.)
So true around here, worse when you come home and all of them do that......your thinking OMG, something really really bad must have happened. Only to find out nothing is wrong and I swear their laughing at me.