Wake up twenty minutes before the alarm clock is set to go off and make the humans take you out for your morning pee. As soon as you get back inside, fall asleep. (Humans can rarely fall back asleep after going outside, this will drive them nuts!)
That's my Teddy right there! Every morning for the past month at 6:45 am sharp, he starts howling bloody murder. The first time he did that, I came flying down the hallway thinking something had happened. He just wants to go potty. I can't complain because he's finally acting halfway potty trained.