Deer Mz Ritzee,

It I Bastet. Me meowmie put some smellee stuff in the spray bottle. I fink she sed it waz vinegar. She also put some on da sofa I likeded to scritch. She said it stoppedded me from scritching even though for a wittle while da sofa smelleded like vinegar.

I scritch unner da bed now where meowmie can't spray wid vinegar.