Miz Ritzeee heer - I sneeked on line to tell you about that furniture ting...

Ya see, I been reedin bout all these butt-inski kitties comming to live unannounced, like at Juni and Edwina's howses....and I just am skeered meowmie is going to bring one of them home...she gets this look in her eye, ooohin and aaaahing at how "cute" the new kitties are (she really likes that Eduardo interloper the best)... and, well, I just can't have someone else gettin more 'tention than me!

Soz, herez my stracategeee - I figure if I do something mean and be really pesky, that meowmie will realize that one kittie is enuff...and she won't want to have to play squurtee bottle with another thing...and I figure sheez too 'tached to me to get too madd, so my place here is safe! (I know this cuz she squirted me all over the udder day and then felt sorry and took a warm towel to dry me off...)

Miz Edwina, Juni, what do you think of my idea?