Juni, Edwina - Miz Ritz heer---so glad you are brave and tellin your storees of woe...I've been keeping up on this new trend of hoomans bringing in interloper-kitties into one-cat households and I admit I'm a bit skeered!


Meowmie keepz lookin at these butt-in-skie kitties and ooohin and ahhing about how cute...like she's got that "want another kitten" look...and, well, I just WON'T have it!

So, heerz what my strattegee iz! I have been behavin badly recently, pretending to scratch this new furniture meowmie bought....she bought it about ayear ago and I've paid it never mind cuz it's got no cloth, but she seemz upset when I try to scratch on it...but heers my secret...I figgure if she doesn't like one kittie misbeehavin...then she won't want to bring home one of dem interloper-kitties.... and I think she's too attached to me to get too mad about my antics....she squirted me a bunch wif a watter squirtee thing....then felt sorry and dried me off with a big warm towel...

soz, I figgure I'm avoidin havin to share my food and poo place enny time soon!

Yours,
Miz Ritzy