ROTFLMAO!!!!

It's true,

3. Do you buy more than 50 pounds of cat litter a month?

Try 50 lbs a week.

8. Do you kiss your cat on the lips? YES


13. Do you watch bad TV because the cat is sleeping on the remote? Not because she is on the remote, but because her tail is blocking the remote sensor on the TV.

43. Does the grocery-store checker ask you "How many cats do you HAVE, anyway??" Everytime I go to the store.