I just have to jump in here with a true story that happened years ago.

I'm big, I've always been big and always will be. A new employee started work here as receptionist and on her second day of work she asked me when my baby was due.

Being the prankster that I am, I quickly calculated and said "November". She then said congratulations and I told her that I was quite concerned because I did not know who the baby's father was.

"My baby might be white, black or asian. I guess I'll just have to wait to find out."

Well, with that comment her mouth flew open wide and she turned around in disgust as if to say "how could I be so irresponsible...."

She still works here and I'm sure she still thinks I'm pregnant....

I love playing the game with nosey looky-loos.......