Mew, you are one special, smart birdie! My KatMa said if you want to fly to a loving home for a vacation, we'd be thrilled to offer you 5-star accommodations.

You must learn how to speak pussycat. It is not hard: mew, meow, mewl, purrr, purrurmpt? are some words -- easy! Not like learning all the human yak. Neat that you can speak telephone, dog, and some human chatter...a multi-lingual cockatoo!

You sound like lots of fun and deserve all the love which is given you. Rudy the dog must just adore you. Being an escape artist is a good hobby -- so long as you are careful not to get lost!

Live long and happy, healthy, loved & cherished (Rudy, too!). Pets are the best and deserve love, respect and good forever homes.

Three cheers for Chipper, the handsome cockatoo!