*taking a bow*

I have to give credit to my former roommate, who went by the computer name Chemist. Just living in the same house let me absorb some chemical stuff, er knowledge.

As you might guess, someone named Chemist always got asked about how to make bombs and drugs - as if we don't have enough of those already! Fortunately, Chemist knew about good things like soap and cleaning solutions which make our world better.

Good luck to all your toe-clickers out there! Remember, your human doesn't like to trim nails any more than you like having it done!

P.S. For your mid-term test, I expect you to hold your fur baby close and say "STYPTIC" 10 times fast!