Ritzy heer...my meeowmie brot home summ o dat cattynip stuff and tried to dizzgguys it in a reeelly stoopid lookin toy....an then she triyed other toyz, but when I nozed it, PHEW, that stuff smelt a lot like those things in my kitty latrine....

I showz her how bad I dizlikes it by pretending to bury it ...seee mom...thiss thing stinks.......now, chiken noodul soop iz anudder thing!