GEEZE, now I have to go to the vets and obtain copies of my BIG SNIP papers.

When I was this really handsome neighborhood stud, I came across this nice lady who lured me into the house with good food and great head scritchies. They used to call me STUDLEY!

Then this lady puts me into a box WITH BARS ON THE WINDOWS and the next thing I remember is some kind of big sleep.

When I woke up somebody had been fooling around with my privates and I sure didn't feel too good.

But this lady promised me a good home and lots of food and she really liked me a lot. Now this was about three and a half years ago.


Annie's Mom showed up and she wouldn't let anyone near her except me........we liked each other a whole bunch - but I guess she didn't like me enough because she fell in with this scruffy orange guy from up the street. HONEST. And nobody had cared enough about him to take him in the JAIL BOX.

Next thing you know, my little sweetie was in a family way, if you know what I mean. Four little ones were born on 3/26/02 and they ALL looked JUST LIKE ME! The whole neighborhood was pointing paws at me.

Next thing you know my sweetie is gone, two of her youngsters were gone and the neighbor next door kinda "dumps" Annie and Emma on our doorstep. This was last January and they both started acting REALLY STRANGE.....MEOWING AND STUFF!

Well Mom brought out the JAIL BOX again, and off they went for a day. They came back to the house all fuzzy just like me.

I don't like going to that vet guy - you feel really wierd after visiting him!!

Look - gotta go - I have to get those papers and PROVE to everyone IT WASN'T ME........DARN IT......COULDN'T HAVE BEEN!