I know what Victoria's secret is-It's that no one over 120 pounds can wear the stuff-guess that isn't a secret!
Oh, well-the drinks are on me today-big exciting news!!
Two members of PT have fallen in love-two human members! and how do I know? I'm one of the fallen. and the other one is Knatie-we both belong to Care 2-another animal site and he read that I like Airedales-well the dog of the day was ILoveAbbyGirl-he sent me a link to the photo and the rest they say is history!

Oh, here's a rather rude joke in keeping with the love bit-it seems this man and woman are going to get married in a week and the man is getting, well, frisky so he asks his future wife if she would have sex with him. She says she's saving herself for the wedding night but he can look at "it" so she lifts her skirt. The next day he asks again-No I'm saving myself;but you may touch it! then 3 days before the wedding he asks again and she says she's saving herself for the wedding night but you may kiss "it"
he does and says, Whew, pew, you think it'll last until Saturday!

I'll have something fizzy Richahhhrdddd!