Oh Edwina you are after my own heart for I have lots of Scottish blood in me. I used to be in a Pipe band for years and I still say "there nothing so handsome as a man is a skirt...."

"If it's no Scottish, it's crap...."

You look beautiful in your hat and I know you will enjoy that haggis, but make sure you have the appropriate beverage to go along with it.

And tell me Miss Edwina, where do you get those hats. Does the blondie one make them for you????? And where is your sporran and flask????