Dear Darling K'Cee,

Some advice dear girl....plastic is NOT a food group -- not for us felines at least! (Canines are a different story!) Stick to chewing furniture, momma's figures and toes, and anything soft that momma seems to particularly cherish. Occasionally chew actual cat food or toys just to keep them off guard.

Now the way to dispose of these things they hang around you neck is to lose them. Much more effective and they will crawl around looking under things and provide you with hours of entertainment. My momma puts a harness with a cow bell on it around me when I go outside. If I work real hard I can snag it on something and wiggle out. Then I hide. You should see her face when she spots the "empty" harness.

(Don't tell but I thought the pink fishy was adorable. Pink is SOOO your color!)

Love and kisses....godmomma Edwina