A termite walks into the bar and says
"Where's the bar-tender"
How to drive an idiot crazy?? Give 'em a box of M & Ms and tell them to put them in alphabetical order....
but seriously folks, you're a great audience......
I'm Canadian......eh?
A termite walks into the bar and says
"Where's the bar-tender"
How to drive an idiot crazy?? Give 'em a box of M & Ms and tell them to put them in alphabetical order....
but seriously folks, you're a great audience......
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
--unknown
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
--Polar Express
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.
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