A jumper cable walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says, "Sorry, we don't serve food in here."
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>> A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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>> A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and
says:
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>> "A beer please and one for the road."