lol
i had a busy day, no stress and just had to get that one out into the wind.....

on the coffee thread......i transferred into an area and went to put my lunch in the community ice box - next to the coffee machine.....the 'senior employee' on the floor RAN up to me to let me know that i could not have any coffee from the machine because, "everyone pays for it"...
i smiled and told her that it was o.k. because, "I don't drink coffee.."

she turned bright red and sputtered a, 'just so you know' comment......

we began to organize 'hamburger days', ice cream days and other pot luck events for our group....little moral boosters...she declined to participate in those events-pitch in or bring a dish-
but when we closed off the offices to eat and sit around for a few minutes she'd be the first one thru the door with a BS question or
piece of paper....that would lead to the, "oh it smells so good!, what are you eating??"

later she complained to her boss that we we goofing around too much on those days. Her boss told our boss and our boss said,
'They can do what they want, they are good employees and get the job done!'

i almost offered to buy Mrs. Coffee a cup of joe for her humble pie.....but, since I don't drink the stuff.....