Yup, gonna rant too.

I "ditto" CheshireKatt's comments, and add

Excuse me, is that a magical dishwasher I see?
- Did it automatically load the 5 million dirty cups left on the sink, with last years coffee dregs in it!?

- Did it automatically unload the 5 million dirty cups, only to find YOUR latest dirty cup jammed in amongst all the clean ones

- Did it automatically put all the clean cups away, plus the cutlery, plus the crockery ........... and then give you a dirty look for DARING to stand in the way of YOU putting down yet ANOTHER dirty coffee mug, whilst helping yourself to a clean one

NO FRIGGING WAY!!!!
That was ME = SUCKER. See it tattooed on my forehead????

I am telling you , I am going to, one day place every single mug into a box, and eventually there will be NO CLEAN ones left ...... and NO COFFEE for YOU IDIOTS who cannot use a dishwasher.

AND

OH, is that 200 items of mail in the mail tray. Let me take out MINE ONLY, and leave the rest for the SUCKER (see tattoo comment above).
BUT, SUCKER better hand out my mail (if I missed any), or I will give her the "LOOK".

SUCKER says - "Here, LOOK at the fist coming towards your face"!!!!!

.......... off to fume ....................



Gee, .......... got abit carried away there .............