Originally posted by Edwina's Secretary
... the frying of Blondie's #%$#^ DSL modem
(did you know modems have mothers????)
Eddie ~

LOTSA puter partz have "mothers"!
Dad offin questions the parental history of our browswer!

by Eddie...
I have (had????) been making progress...

I didn't mean to scratch her pretty little face... but ...
OMG! EDDIE!

No "butz" about it!
Ya KANT be scratchin Princess Edwina's purdy face!

Curley an BG won't be able to save yur sorrie butt iffin ya keep
beatin up on Blondie's Lil Gurl!!
QUIT DAT!

Maybe you could ask BG to give you a manikure - trim off da *klawz* so at least ya don't leave any markz on SO's facebonez!

Kummone, Eddie ~
Ya gotta *WERK* wiff us!!