Oh wait..I added something on the bottom

SHELTIE - 11 months old, sable and white, male. Very sensitive, protective but sweet, enjoys walks along the beach and sniffing sand up his nose. Looking for female, any breed, any age, who I can have fun with and can stand me wearing buckets on my head, dressing up as a soccer player, and wearing my fairy wings. Also, I'd like someone who will talk with me because I'm very talkative. Are you that special someone?

lmao yes that sounds just about right