When Bailey was a puppy, I took her to the vet for the first time. She still had about 3 stitches from getting spayed that didn't dissolve, so the vet decided to just pull them out.

He gave her a rawhide in her mouth to keep her busy and told me to put her on the table, then hold her up so she was standing on her hind legs.

He goes to pull the first stitch. Her eyes open wide and she spits out the rawhide and boom, it hits him smack in the middle of his forehead. I was like "Bailey!". So then he puts it back in her mouth and goes for the second stitch. She does it again. She did it on all three stitches and all three times, it hits him in the forehead.

Part of me was embarassed that my dog is spitting a slimy rawhide onto her vet's forehead, but then part of me was like "Dude, you should anticipate it and try to duck next time!"

LOL..silly Bailey!