Kito just embarrassed me the other day.
We were at a dog show, and we were browsing in the booths. I was looking at leashes, and Kito was beside me. They had them all just hanging from the top of the tent, straight down. I looked over at Kito, and there he was, proud as ever, with his leg up on the leashes

Yep, he peed on them. Boy was I embarrassed. I gave them my apologies, and ran outta there!!!!!