Once upon a time (1965) a young girl named Moff had a hamster named Calhoon. Calhoon loved a certain hamster treat that happened to look like a certain chocolate candy kiss that most people are familiar with. Moff saved her allowance and bought Calhoon his favorite treats which she kept in a glass jar near his cage. Moff was visited by a cousin she didn't care much for at the time. He was the same age as she was and a bossy BOY! (This was years before Moff discovered how nice boys can be).
Moff was in the kitchen with her Dad and THE COUSIN'S father when THE COUSIN started yelling! Everyone rushed in and saw THE COUSIN clutching Calhoon's treat jar and gasping and sputtering and chocking. THE COUSIN started accusing Moff of trying to poison him.
MORAL: Always ask before you take something that belongs to someone else
(OR Before you pee in another's litter box!)
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