**muffled meows from within the tunnel**

"... Right. So are we clear on our amazing devious plan?"
"Yes."
"Are you sure?"
"YES!"
"So. What do you do when you see me make the signal?"
"What signal?"
"THE SIGNAL! Remember? Two flicks of the tail and a left eye wink."
"Oh, Right."
"So what do you do?"
"Er ... I run into the hall, do a somersault and screech real loud."
"NO! No, that's not it at all," [loud sigh], you need to sneak up on Meowmie when she opens the fridge, and pounce on her from behind."
"Then what?"
"We make our move..."