OMG! *shudders*

I HATE spiders! I scream sooo loud! One climbed on the couch beside me the other day.

My mom is really mean about it. She says "shutup! God, you're so stupid, it's just a little bug. One of these days I'm gonna slap you! You're so friggin' irritating, I hope one does bite you." She doesn't understand aracnophobia. She's the irritating one.

Watch out for spiders. They are all out to get you. It's a conspiracy.