-You have a kiddie wading pool in the yard, but no small children.
-You have baby gates permanently installed at strategic places around the house, but no babies.
-You can't see out the passenger side of the windshield because there are nose-prints all over the inside.
-Your dog sleeps with you.
-You have little songs that you sing to your dog, and she always wags when you sing, even though you can't carry a tune.
-You like people who like your dog. You despise people who don't.
-You put an extra blanket on the bed so your dog can be comfortable.
-You get an extra-long hose on your shower-massage just so you can use it to wash your dog in the tub, without making the dog sit hip-deep in water.
-You don't think it's the least bit strange to stand in the back yard chirping "Meg, pee!" over and over again, while Meg tends to play and forget what she's out there for (but what your neighbors think of your behavior is yet another story).
-You hang around the dog section of your local bookstore.
-You are the only idiot out walking in the pouring rain, but your dog needs her walk.
-You keep an extra water dish in your second-floor bedroom, in case your dog gets thirsty at night (after all, her other dish is way down on the first floor...).
-You avoid vacuuming the house as long as possible because your dog is afraid of the vacuum cleaner.
-You keep eating even after finding a dog hair in your pasta
I hate to quote the entire message...but I tried my best to keep them to a minimum, LoL. Those are all too funny, and the ones I quoted fit my dogs and I all too well!! LoL. Thanks for sharing!