Ize very sad dat sum tink dat hearin me talk is annoyin. I like to hear all da udder pets talkin, and so duz my mom. Den they say dat we sound unintelligent??? Well, I dunno bout all da udder pets, but I dunno how to spell and talk as good as sum 'purrsons' here!! Ize only a dog. They can't asspect me ta do everting perfect, now can they?? I never went to obedunce school. And I also have a hard time typin. Sum timez my paws just slip

~TiMbEr